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Showing posts with label sms. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 6
Saturday, January 21
Sextoys SMS
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.
Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
"They'll never see you coming."
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
Toys for Twats.
SMS Condom :-)
Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman.
Thursday, December 29
Naughty Fun SMS
Funny SMS
Naughty SMS 1
What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
Naughty SMS 1
What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
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