1) dear cute...Love is the best medicine, and there is more than enough
to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your heart 4 me with love
2) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you.
Plesae don't hurt my heart
3) Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more,
talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours
4) When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they
look in the same direction. Believe it or not.
5) We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by
embracing one another. You want to become angel? Come I will give my wing.
Love U...so much..
Monday, June 5
Monday, May 15
Business of Marriage!!
similarities btw mobile and wife:: both ring at wrong time both have 2b kept near the heart & most imp, both have to be charged at night !!
Driving Patrol Highway !!
police - r u married?
car driver - yes to a woman..
police (angrily) - of course., do u ever hear of anyone marrying man?
car driver - my sister did it
car driver - yes to a woman..
police (angrily) - of course., do u ever hear of anyone marrying man?
car driver - my sister did it
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Sunday, May 7
The Bride Tells Her Husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY!"
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