Some W a c k y Quotes

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again."

"Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers."

"It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!"

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Girlfriend SMS

Girl friends are funny
creatures... ???
They don't give you a kiss
for ages but they wanna
kill the woman who kisses
you. . . ('_')

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Actually
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Chemically
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Physically
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Biologically
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Geographically
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Historically
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Mathematically
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Equaly
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Finally
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Totally
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I
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Want
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DISTURB U :P

Love & Romance

When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,
just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true,
because I did it and I found you.
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Theres a warmth in my heart.
It haunts me when you're gone.
Mend me to your side and never let go.
The more I live The more I know,
what's simple is true, I love you.
You are my Valentine
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Love is hard and will always be,
but remember somebody loves you and
that one is ME !
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i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
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Wife vs Husband : SMS Humor

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door

Q: Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A: Because they are afraid of what they have created!

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?